People who don't like handguns are stupid motherf*@#er's

[one2many]

Well maybe not :bleh:

There does seem to be an invention that might let you shoot your gat while on the go.

[lesbrownjr59]

Well maybe not :bleh:

There does seem to be an invention that might let you shoot your gat while on the go.
Rick i've got a H&K USP 45 with night sights.Next time I come to laurel i'll strap it on.I wish I had a MP5 to go with it!!Ride safe.....Les :lol:

[one2many]

Glad you see the humor in my post Les. :beer2:

Bring the H&K on :Punk: I let the missus fire a MP-5 (9mm) once in a indoor range. Man you should have seen the damage she did to the ceiling :lol: The Rangemaster said she could no longer shoot full auto's with us :rofl:

[lesbrownjr59]

Rick I don't mind if people don't like handguns.If they wish not to own thats fine by me.I just don't think they have ANY right telling me what to do.I don't have a LOT of guns but I still have more than HIS actual IQ,and you can bet the farm on that.I have got guns that I've never shot.If you feel the need,let me know,as I may be able to help you out.Most of the time,even if a yahoo breaks into your house you don't have to shoot,just rack the slide on a Remington 870 pump.EVERY HOOD,and even the good guys,knows what that sounds like.Sleep good,I do........................Les :lol: :lol:

[TWINNED]

Rick I don't mind if people don't like handguns.If they wish not to own thats fine by me.I just don't think they have ANY right telling me what to do.I don't have a LOT of guns but I still have more than HIS actual IQ,and you can bet the farm on that.I have got guns that I've never shot.If you feel the need,let me know,as I may be able to help you out.Most of the time,even if a yahoo breaks into your house you don't have to shoot,just rack the slide on a Remington 870 pump.EVERY HOOD,and even the good guys,knows what that sounds like.Sleep good,I do........................Les :lol: :lol:

Yep. Sounds like a case of a gun influencing behaviour to me! :lol:

[one2many]

And if you are going to shoot at someone, please make sure that your gun is bigger then THIERS (http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1009&mode=flat&order=0&thold=-1) :doh:

[sv1k4animal]

Well maybe not :bleh:

There does seem to be an invention that might let you shoot your gat while on the go.

Damn, so much for those badasses not having any aim!! :crazy: Bad news for those of us in armoured cars... haha yeah, right...

[Tundra Tom]

Rick,
Thanks for the laugh! :D
On second thought maybe it's a good idea, if they actually AIM the weapon inocent bystanders will be spared. ;)

[CopperTop]

Rick I don't mind if people don't like handguns.If they wish not to own thats fine by me.I just don't think they have ANY right telling me what to do.I don't have a LOT of guns but I still have more than HIS actual IQ,and you can bet the farm on that.I have got guns that I've never shot.If you feel the need,let me know,as I may be able to help you out.Most of the time,even if a yahoo breaks into your house you don't have to shoot,just rack the slide on a Remington 870 pump.EVERY HOOD,and even the good guys,knows what that sounds like.Sleep good,I do........................Les :lol: :lol:

Just make sure if you do shoot the bastard you kill them so they can't sue.

[daholtke]

Just make sure if you do shoot the bastard you kill them so they can't sue.

No, if you kill them, thier family sues.

[Ebenhorst]

That´s a good add...... :D

[daholtke]

I've never shot a Glock, only a Baretta 9mm, if you actually fired the gun sideways wouldn't the spent casing hit you in the face?

[lesbrownjr59]

I've never shot a Glock, only a Baretta 9mm, if you actually fired the gun sideways wouldn't the spent casing hit you in the face?
Only an idiot would shoot a gun holding it sideways!Or maybe a "GENIUS".Ride safe...............Les :lol: :lol:sorry.I stand corrected

[daholtke]

You mean the real world isn't like "pulp fiction?"

[one2many]

Only an idiot would shoot a gun holding it sideways!Or maybe a "GENIOUS".Ride safe...............Les :lol: :lol:


But Les, with the Homey sights all things are possible. :bleh:


Let me be clear here. I didn't start this thread so anyone could attack or make fun of mrgenius. Only as a spoof of how silly that thread is.

AND......

to see if I can keep this one going as long as mr. g. has his thread :lol: :whistle:

[CopperTop]

No, if you kill them, thier family sues.
Then kill their family too:pistols: :pistols: :pistols:

[mrgenius]

to see if I can keep this one going as long as mr. g. has his thread :lol: :whistle:

-since it appears you lack the ability to engage in a serious discussion. . .

don't worry, an ad hominem argument will work just fine. . . if it doesn't you can just shoot me.

btw, sheldon was the one who revived my thread [post #189].

[one2many]

-since it appears you lack the ability to engage in a serious discussion. . .

don't worry, an ad hominem argument will work just fine. . . if it doesn't you can just shoot me.

btw, sheldon was the one who revived my thread [post #189].



It was a joke mr sensitive, calm down :nutkick:

[mrgenius]

that's mrgenius to you.

hey les, if you're watching, this is how you spell 'genius':

G E N I U S

i admit it's tricky.

[Technochick]

Only an idiot would shoot a gun holding it sideways!Or maybe a "GENIOUS".Ride safe...............Les :lol: :lol:I think you've just been swatted with a handbag. :killingme

[ywr969]

don't worry, an ad hominem argument will work just fine. . . oh, i get it...
it's ok for you to use such an attack, but nobody else can?
what a pompous ass.

if it doesn't you can just shoot me. waste of good ammo.

[mrgenius]

oh, i get it...
it's ok for you to use such an attack, but nobody else can?
what a pompous ass.

waste of good ammo.

gee, you sound a little aggressive there. . .

[MazPillion]

Look chaps, Transatlantic bitch fight!!! :ryan:

[ywr969]

gee, you sound a little aggressive there. . . why, because i call you on your BS?

well, guess what -- you may think you're intellectually superior & can intimidate people, but there are those of us who can see right through your charade.

[mrgenius]

where's the BS?

and how do you call me on it?

other than using techniques like calling me an ass, i haven't seen a reasoned response to my post about external cues to aggression.

[twopumps]

I'm intimidated! I find these threads slightly ammusing but I'm going to have to stop reading because I can't keep up. Oh, BTW, if there is anyone else out there like me who didn't know what an ad hominem argument was, here's an explanation.

Description of Ad Hominem
Translated from Latin to English, "Ad Hominem" means "against the man" or "against the person."

An Ad Hominem is a general category of fallacies in which a claim or argument is rejected on the basis of some irrelevant fact about the author of or the person presenting the claim or argument. Typically, this fallacy involves two steps. First, an attack against the character of person making the claim, her circumstances, or her actions is made (or the character, circumstances, or actions of the person reporting the claim). Second, this attack is taken to be evidence against the claim or argument the person in question is making (or presenting). This type of "argument" has the following form:


Person A makes claim X.
Person B makes an attack on person A.
Therefore A's claim is false.
The reason why an Ad Hominem (of any kind) is a fallacy is that the character, circumstances, or actions of a person do not (in most cases) have a bearing on the truth or falsity of the claim being made (or the quality of the argument being made).

[mrgenius]

lol, sorry twopumps - ad hominem is a fairly common term so i thought it would be clearly understood.

for the record, the term is often applied in a slightly less formal sense than that lent by your definition. but it is an excellent definition.

[twopumps]

A fairly common term? Thanks once again for reminding me of my sheltered life and my uneducatedamuness. Please some one else tell me they had never heard the term before or I may have to start using that ignore option so I can get some confidence back. :disapint:

[mrgenius]

oops - relax dude! it doesn't matter does it?

i learn new stuff all the time. take chemistry as an example -->for the first time in my life i am studying chemistry. do i have a clue what's going on? not really; but i'm learning a bit every day. it's great!

the fact that when confronted with an unknown your impulse is to look it up [and the fact that you're in canada] shows your tremendous intelligence.

[one2many]

I knew you wouldn't disappoint me mr g :lol:

This thread could reach 100 posts in no time.


I do long for the days of good weather so we cn all start riding again. That might take some of this aggression out.

[lesbrownjr59]

oops - relax dude! it doesn't matter does it?

i learn new stuff all the time. take chemistry as an example -->for the first time in my life i am studying chemistry. do i have a clue what's going on? not really; but i'm learning a bit every day. it's great!

the fact that when confronted with an unknown your impulse is to look it up [and the fact that you're in canada] shows your tremendous intelligence.
If you can't dazzle people with your brilliance,just baffle them with bullshit!You have more than enough to go around!..........................Les :pokey:

[mrgenius]

I knew you wouldn't disappoint me mr g :lol:

This thread could reach 100 posts in no time.


I do long for the days of good weather so we cn all start riding again. That might take some of this aggression out.


i'm getting so desperate to ride that the other day i put my bike boots on and walked around the house with them. . . :pokey:

[mrgenius]

If you can't dazzle people with your brilliance,just baffle them with bullshit!You have more than enough to go around!..........................Les :pokey:


yes, you're a role-model for all of us, les. . .

[ywr969]

where's the BS? i already spelled it out for you, but if you insist, i'll rub your nose in it again: you accused somebody of making an ad hominem attack against you, yet you've done the very same thing yourself.
hello, is this thing on?

and how do you call me on it? i just did. again.
reading comprehension not your biggest strength?

other than using techniques like calling me an ass, pompous ass. get it right.

i haven't seen a reasoned response to my post about external cues to aggression. that's because you've already proven that your reading comprehension is less than ideal.

[mrgenius]

when did i make an ad hominem attack?

[one2many]

when did i make an ad hominem attack?


Don't be talking about my hemroids :bash:

[Technochick]

I'd like to know the percentage of people with exceptional IQ's that are socially dysfunctional. :whistle:

[TexasSV]

I'd like to know the percentage of people with exceptional IQ's that are socially dysfunctional. :whistle:

First we must know in what context you are using the term exceptional. :D

[Technochick]

First we must know in what context you are using the term exceptional. :DOver 140 is considered exceptional.

[TexasSV]

Over 140 is considered exceptional.

I was thinking more in terms of exceptionally high or exceptionally low. Members of both groups seem to have social issues. :surprise:

I know, I'm insensitive. Save the hate mail - it's a joke!

[Technochick]

I know, I'm insensitive. Save the hate mail - it's a joke!

MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA! They fear me :ryan:

:killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

[ywr969]

when did i make an ad hominem attack? the very title of your original thread "people who own handguns are dumb" is an ad hominem attack.
hello?

[mrgenius]

the very title of your original thread "people who own handguns are dumb" is an ad hominem attack.
hello?


no it isn't--> the title of my thread [if taken seriously, which would be unfortunate] is only claiming that a certain group of people are dumb, it is not using that as evidence of the truth for another opinion.

[ywr969]

no it isn't--> the title of my thread [if taken seriously, which would be unfortunate] is only claiming that a certain group of people are dumb, exactly.
& if those with whom you are debating own handguns, it is an ad hominem attack.
if you had meant to be taken seriously, you should've used a different title for your thread.

QED.

[JeffSV]

Hey everybody with too much time on their hands.......The snow melted from my yard and I have a winters worth of dog shit that needs picking up....that would be more useful (to me) than continuing either one of these threads much further.

[MazPillion]

A fairly common term? Thanks once again for reminding me of my sheltered life and my uneducatedamuness. Please some one else tell me they had never heard the term before or I may have to start using that ignore option so I can get some confidence back. :disapint:
Hi twopumps (graduated to 3 yet??? :D )
Like yourself, I have followed this thread occasionally. I notice Mr G has changed from "way too much education". Personally, I left school reasonably educated, went to Uni, left quickly because I had already met my future husband, and I missed him too much. I am currently taking my Masters at the university of Life.
I haven't heard the phrase before, personally never want to hear it again. I love this site for its info, its bonhomie, and (usually) wicked senses of humour. I fail to see any bonhomie, humour, or indeed any intellectual conversation here. What I do see are several frustrated people who aren't getting out on their bikes enough. So get a grip, chaps, go sit on your bikes in the garage and make brm brm noises until the spring comes. And Mr. G., you can even wear your boots while you are sitting on it!

[peterrose]

So get a grip, chaps, go sit on your bikes in the garage and make brm brm noises until the spring comes. And Mr. G., you can even wear your boots while you are sitting on it!

Well said Maz, but my bike is in my Mum's garage 200 yards away and it's too cold to keep walking down there..... So is it alright if I sit on my bed and take a grip and make " OOhhh Aarrr " noises instead ?

Pete

[MazPillion]

No babes, just get your ladywife to be your bike for you!!!!!! :surprise: Did I say that??? Bad, bad Maz!! :ryan:

[tjm73]

Well maybe not :bleh:

There does seem to be an invention that might let you shoot your gat while on the go.

That is a funny pic. :lol:

[peterrose]

No babes, just get your ladywife to be your bike for you!!!!!! :surprise: Did I say that??? Bad, bad Maz!! :ryan:

Well I'm going for a long distance tour on her then... :lol:

Pete

[twopumps]

Hi twopumps (graduated to 3 yet??? :D )
So get a grip, chaps, go sit on your bikes in the garage and make brm brm noises until the spring comes. And Mr. G., you can even wear your boots while you are sitting on it!

Listen here Mazpillion, I resemble that remark! :lol: Actually, twopumps was the graduation name. I was originally "the one pump wonder" but pretty soon it will be twopumps and a quiver!
I have already made the brm brm noises and it just doesn't change the fact that it's another 3 months before the SV is going to leave the garage for me so I am having to resort to "these threads" for ammusement. As well adding a few nonsense posts and trying to raise sarcasm to new levels. I am on the verge of losing it! I NEED SUMMER!
Now did I read somewhere that someone is taking chemistry? I may have a couple questions that you could help solving........

[one2many]

That is a funny pic. :lol:



Thank you tjm, I've been waiting a long time to use that pic :D


No one has even mentioned the poor chap getting smoked by the tank. I laugh ever time I see that video. Death in itself isn't funny, however, what the hell was that guy thinking firing an M-16 at a frickin tank! :pokey: I'm sure Tim could appreciate that vid.

[ywr969]

I fail to see any bonhomie, humour, or indeed any intellectual conversation here. sorry to disappoint, mum. :innocent:

(actually, it would be more like "sister" instead of "mum" since you're only a bit older than me. :) )

What I do see are several frustrated people who aren't getting out on their bikes enough. dunno 'bout the rest of these blokes, but here's some pix from my ride a couple of days ago with x_txn & his brother:

[MazPillion]

Looks terrific! Arizona is obviously a very dry warm place - otherwise why would America bury their aeroplanes there.......
It is also dry here, not so warm at the moment, but the main thing stopping us from riding the bike is the very strong winds - the one blowing here is called the Tramontana, blowing upto 110 kph at the moment (gusting), not a lot of fun on the mountain/coast roads. C'est la vie, it will get better here a whole lot quicker than in the UK :D (which is why we moved!!)

[MazPillion]

Listen here Mazpillion, I resemble that remark! :lol: Actually, twopumps was the graduation name. I was originally "the one pump wonder" but pretty soon it will be twopumps and a quiver!
I have already made the brm brm noises and it just doesn't change the fact that it's another 3 months before the SV is going to leave the garage for me so I am having to resort to "these threads" for ammusement. As well adding a few nonsense posts and trying to raise sarcasm to new levels. I am on the verge of losing it! I NEED SUMMER!
Now did I read somewhere that someone is taking chemistry? I may have a couple questions that you could help solving........
Sorry babes, am only doing a masters in life.....
No comment from our over-educated pal......hmmmmmmmmm Maybe he is too busy looking up Plato, Erasmus, Socrates, et al............

[MazPillion]

Well I'm going for a long distance tour on her then... :lol:

Pete
Lucky lucky lady!!!! Any bloke that reckons he can go long distance.....maybe just a "pipe dream" but what the hell, benefit of the doubt, and all that!!!

[one2many]

Lucky lucky lady!!!! Any bloke that reckons he can go long distance.....maybe just a "pipe dream" but what the hell, benefit of the doubt, and all that!!!




What do you consider long distance Maz? :buggerd:

Besides, most of the blame lays on the lady. Some woman make us poor lads wait so long in between sex that we have lots of frustration built up. Now I'm not one of those guys you see. I'm one of the lucky few :supsmiley

[one2many]

And I forgot to mention earlier that I was able to take the SV to work today. :Punk: :Punk: :Punk:

The weather looks like shit once agan for the weekend but I'm holding out hope. Right now the SV is loaded in the bed of my truck awaiting my trip to Houston, TX for the weekend of (hopefully) good riding with my big brother.


:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

[MazPillion]

What do you consider long distance Maz? :buggerd:

Besides, most of the blame lays on the lady. Some woman make us poor lads wait so long in between sex that we have lots of frustration built up. Now I'm not one of those guys you see. I'm one of the lucky few :supsmiley
So is Nigel!!!!!

[Timothy]

Arizona is obviously a very dry warm place No shit Sherlock! A desert is a warm dry place? :lol:

[MazPillion]

No shit Sherlock! A desert is a warm dry place? :lol:
There you go with the tabloid quotations again....anyway. they are damp and f***ing freezing at night!

[ywr969]

Looks terrific! Arizona is obviously a very dry warm place - yes, as tim pointed out, that's the "desert" part of our climate here... :)

this winter has been unusually wet, which is a good thing, because that past 8 years have been DROUGHT. the reservoirs (they call them "lakes" but the state doesn't have any natural lakes) have been getting lower each year, & finally last year, they started implementing water restrictions. that "lake" you see in the pics (roosevelt lake) was down to 18% capacity before the rains; now it's @ 49%. much better, but we still have room for improvement. no worries, more rain in the forecast. :)

[peterrose]

Lucky lucky lady!!!! Any bloke that reckons he can go long distance.....maybe just a "pipe dream" but what the hell, benefit of the doubt, and all that!!!

Well I'd like to defend myself here but I'm still on parole so... :pcplod: :shutup: :pcplod:

Pete

[Mortal T]

Please some one else tell me they had never heard the term before or I may have to start using that ignore option so I can get some confidence back. :disapint:

I don't recall hearing that term used before. How does that make you feel? :D

[twopumps]

I don't recall hearing that term used before. How does that make you feel? :D

Much better, thanks. :supsmiley

[Bish]

There you go with the tabloid quotations again....anyway. they are damp and f***ing freezing at night!

coo didnt know Reading was in a desert...

its damp and f***ing freezing at night here too