Spell check?

[vagrant]

can anyone tell this dumb old pfart how to do a spell check befre submitting to this forum?

:ryan:

[SpankMe]

Do what I do. Type it in MS Word first, then cut and paste it in.

[flipper]

Fcuk it, close enouf well be fiine as lung as we standunder you ;)

[BJAM]

Two wright flapper, hoo ceres bout spell good, just kneed two undastand.

[Nico]

You Gays crac meyup with you crazzee spelin, I carnt stop larfin.

[andysv1k]

Am eyE drUnC??

iT seAms LykE eWe ArGH aLl Tiepin A loDe oV rUbish

AndeEeE.

[BigThumpa]

Eye halve a spilling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea

Eye strike a quay and type a ward
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me straight a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore too long
And eye can putt the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
It's let her perfect and the weigh
My chequer** tolled me sew

** not on seedy rhombi!
:wacko:

[TornadoTRE]

Flock meah, Howe lung deedeet tayk yooh two thinque vat wun oop? flocken foonnee mayt!

Haff weah awl zdarted two wright een dutch ore whot???

[rjk]

Ahhhhhh.... :shock: Please close this post! :ph34r:

[Nico]

Ahhh the English language, don't you just love it. How many other languages would have so many words that mean the same thing.

Good one Thumpa

Nico.

[BJAM]

You have to think outside the box to read that one - fantastic. Must have taken ages to write. :niceone:

[BigThumpa]

Hours!

(Ctrl+C, Alt+Tab, Ctrl+V. good old Google, when you know what to look for ;) )